Dear Copy Machine,
It’s the end of the school year and the only teacher workday. I needed to make just a few copies of things for student files. I might have needed ten pieces of paper copied at the most. That’s nothing compared to what you usually handle. So why did you balk when I hit the “Copy” button? Why did it take me at least fifteen minutes to make a handful of copies? Were you already in vacation mode? Did you cringe when I placed the first paper on the glass? Did I interrupt a nap? I know that we haven’t needed you much recently. Are you mad about that? Or, are you angry that you’ll be stuck in a dark workroom until early August? I don’t know what made you cranky, but you were in a bit of a snit this morning. So dear copy machine, I hope that you relax over this summer vacation and that the next time our paths cross, you’re in a better mood!
Sincerely,
Jennifer
Funny and clever! You should post it by the copier.
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I love your sense of humor, and I love how you came up with possible reasons for the copier to be acting the way it was. Nice perspective! ~JudyK 🙂
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Love this! I am sure the copy machine will treasure your letter!
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I love this letter to the copy machine! I think the same things when our machine jams. I think I even asked out loud once “are you tired?” 🙂
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I think there is an ongoing love hate with copy machines in all schools around the country. I had one today with a jam and can only dream about the end of the school year. We have 11 days left.
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